Now I really feel like an alien.
Barbie divorces Ken? Dolls??? Fine, this is old news (four months old) but I just found out about it in passing on Saturday, when I was trying to enjoy being utterly covered from head to toe in Dead Sea sediment, and I nearly cracked the smooth mud which was peacefully drying on my face and body when I found out, so great was the shock.
I don’t even have words for how ludicrous this is. I don’t think there is a word for it. If you find one, please, by all means, let me know.